Are You A UK American?

In general terms, a UK American is someone who lives in the UK and has an appreciation of many aspects of American life. However, if you are in any doubt as to your status, take the following test. You'll need to truthfully answer YES to at least two of the following statements.

• You know who Joe DiMaggio played with, other than Marilyn Monroe
• You've asked a waiter to drag your food through the garden
• Your favourite Scot is Dario Franchitti
• Your three closest friends are called Junior
• You know Cooper don't make barrels
• Your DVD machine won't play UK disks
• You know who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. although 11 Downing Street's a bit of a mystery
• You're not a passenger, you're riding shotgun
• You think all British sports commentators should be replaced by Michael Irvin
• Your three children are called Ralph, Dale and Kerry
• You refuse to call it Lowes Motor Speedway
• You're not that thrilled about Monster Park either, come to mention it
• At least 8k of your car's value is the rims
• You know Jack doesn't make bourbon
• It's still a Viper and always will be, whatever they tell you
• Modern music is Elvis, 1969 to 1977
• All your cooking must include one of the three main food groups: fresh beef, frozen beef or ground beef
• You hoping for an Ivy League university in Guildford
• You didn't rear-end your Chevy, you were brake checked
• Viagra doesn't work because it makes you think of Mark Martin
• You always support your local football team: The Steelers
• C notes are music to your ears
• You've suffered a wardrobe malfunction
• The only time you've owned a 4 cylinder car was when you dropped the other 4 at the Pod
• You know that ovals aren't oval. D shaped, maybe, but never oval.
• You always ask for the check. Bill is a sax player from Arkansas
• You know Kareem Abdul-Jabbar isn't just that tall guy in Airplane!
• You've ever thought Tony Stewart looks a lot like the kid on 2 and a Half Men
• You appreciate that a tackle can't tackle
• You don't make good points, you smack them out the park
• You can name all 50 US states, and roughly 3 British counties
• Your homepage is foxsports.com
• You can make a Seven & Seven
• No need for soap operas and sit-coms when you got TO
• You know Holley always goes on top
• You've got a cell number and aren't in jail
• You signed off your last letter to the bank with "Hit me back"
• You've described Buckingham Palace as a nice crib
• You know 50 Cents real name (it isn't Arthur Dollar)
• You can cook grits
• You've ever said "Boogity, boogity, boogity" when the lights turned green
• Cowboy hats are always appropriate
• You supported the Patriots before XXXVI
• There's 500 reasons why you enjoy Jim Nabors' annual rendition of "Back Home Again in Indiana"