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Powerpoint presentation said to be of Stremnaya Road (aka the Road of Death) in Bolivia. In fact the tunnel section is most definitely not in Bolivia. Word has reached us that it is in fact the Guoliang Tunnel in China. Click here to download.

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A man and wife decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.

The wife decides to purchase a bull with it. The husband agrees, so the woman leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the man and tell him to come get it.

Finally, the woman finds the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The woman, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.

The farmer says, “All right then, I’ll give you a great deal, how about $199?”

The woman accepts and buys the bull. She has $1 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, “It’s $1 per word.” The woman thinks about this and says,”Comfortable, write that.”

“Comfortable?” the guy questions.

“Yes, you see he reads real slow.”

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. I hear a car driving off, as if she was dropped off round the corner. Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and to stop checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. Perhaps deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Do you think this is something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob